@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
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@pattonoswalt: I hate all the "creepy clown" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player.
@kidphonic: I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high. What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!
@LionJenkins: Autocorrect just changed "Selfies" to "Selfless" so I just took a picture without me in it.