@CurlsOnGirls: I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system.
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@SissiSay: Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.
@Kyle_Lippert: "Trump is a good businessman" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING
@emceej: Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard.
@mynameshank: Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations.