@Dirty_Naomi: I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
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@BooFricketyHoo: I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door.
@DopeyMeme: Emailing teachers be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: "sure" -sent from my iPhone
@juliussharpe: Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything.