@WilliamRodgers: I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave "quicker"
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@BradBroaddus: It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window.
@anjadrisch: My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product.
@Brampersandon_: COWORKER: u got like 8 hickeys. Mustve been a fun weekend haha ME (remembering not to talk about octopus fight club): yea it got pretty wild
@JoParkerBear: [in bed] Him: What are you thinking? Me: (blushing) I don't wanna say Him: You can tell me Me: I wish I knew more about campaign finance law