@ColesTwitt3r: i made a craigslist ad !
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@blade_funner: DOG DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: Please assume the correct position for operating a vehicle. DOG STUDENT: *sticks head out window* DDI: Excellent.
@bobvulfov: [speed dating] DATE: ding ME: did u just make the ding sound with ur mouth DATE: no ME: we have 4 minutes left DATE: *louder this time* ding
@decentbirthday: friend: they say pennywise takes form of your greatest fear [later] tv: the big bang theory marathon starts now! me: holy shit it's him
@GensPlace: I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up.