@BruceForce: I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me
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@SandyBoynton: Preparation, pacing, and focus are the keys to success.
@AndrewNadeau0: GUY WHO INVENTED THE PHOTOGRAPH: I invented the photograph! GUY WHO HATES THE GUY WHO INVENTED PHOTOGRAPHS AND IS ABOUT TO INVENT PUZZLES: Cool can I see that?
@lmwortho: I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me. I need a monkey.
@Discourt: INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING.
@joshualandy: [costume shop] Me: I’d like a cloak, please. Clerk: is plepsi ok?
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