@BruceForce: I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me
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@rolldiggity: Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered.
@JaneSays___: Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?
@SamReidSays: Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is.
@jakob_huber: Ant: I found this book of what humans call us. I'm an ant Dung Beetle: What am I called? Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels