@LoveNLunchmeat: I married a smart, funny, handsome accountant, but let's be honest, mostly I was hoping to never have to do math again.
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@ValeeGrrl: Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.
@littlekitnerboy: Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit.
@kingsleyyy: Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?