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@causticbob: I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time.

When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds.

I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she’d show me a good time.

When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds.

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