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@JermHimselfish: I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said "Meet my fiance, Beyonce" and I was like "That rhymes, you should rap!" and we laughed and he sold me crack.

I met Jay-Z in ’09 and he said “Meet my fiance, Beyonce” and I was like “That rhymes, you should rap!” and we laughed and he sold me crack.

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