@bourgeoisalien: I miss being a baby and having milestones. No one cares if you're an adult and can lift your head or roll over on a blanket.
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@ShittyComedian: Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa.
@KrangTNelson: PARENTS: when we were ur age we bought a house for $10,000 ME: oh yeah? well did u have.. THIS?! *gestures to 114 gross Oreo flavors*