@galiamango: I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems
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@OctopusCavemann: My 4 year old asked me if tears were made of pee and when I told him “no” he asked why they taste like pee. I have so many questions.
@cervixsmash: I like my women with curves. Lots and lots of curves. In a sort of spiral shape, maybe with ketchup. Curly fries. I like curly fries