@galiamango: I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems
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@WilliamRodgers: I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid...
@HavocMantis: FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking. PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark.