@BobTheSuit: I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius.
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@david8hughes: [interrogation] "How do u kno the deceased?" I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape?" [leans in] I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
@WayneL_Jr: That Chief Keef album hypnotized me earlier. I didn't even realize I was stealing from my mama purse until she paused my music.
@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.