@BobTheSuit: I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius.
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@Rlpihl: Noah: I need 2 of every animal Shark: even us? Noah: no, you can swim Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming Noah: go for it
@_NTFG_: When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That.
@LoverOfComics94: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.
@WheelTod: Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week.