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@: a:2:{i:0;a:5:{s:4:"user";s:8:"kelkulus";s:5:"image";s:90:"http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/3278807262/1fcf70b5a66e936d490699028532762d_bigger.jpeg";s:6:"id_str";s:18:"344496860775460864";s:7:"retweet";s:3:"122";s:5:"tweet";s:106:"I need to delete some of my fake dating profiles. It's gotten so confusing I just met myself at Starbucks.";}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}

I need to delete some of my fake dating profiles. It’s gotten so confusing I just met myself at Starbucks.

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