@shesananteater: I need to get a car wash but my dogs' nose smudges on the back window appear to be forming a word so I'm gonna let that play out first.
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@RaynaTheGreat: All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love.
@torrami: Me: I can't live like this anymore, I need to start eating healthier. Also Me: I couldn't decide between nuggets or a burger so I got both.
@neonwario: What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people