@UnFitz: I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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@Sanbel11: When a husband asks you if you think it's possible to love someone forever... "If I find the right person" is apparently the wrong answer.
@truegritrumble: KID: *is crying over school drama* ME: Don’t worry, kid. All this anxiety and insecurity will diminish as you get older- KID: *smiles hopefully up at me* ME: and turn into an ominous fear that’ll follow you to the grave.
@colesprouse: You're losing followers because you're not relatable enough. Try mentioning that you eat pizza. If that doesn't work, play the ukulele.