@UnFitz: I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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@causticbob: Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap.
@Michael1979: If you fear that a giraffe has killed your wife and stolen her identity, these are the signs to look out for:
@meganamram: We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet