@PaulyPeligroso: I never get invited to search parties.
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@AGreaterMonster: Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon
@michowl: I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’