@OneFunnyMummy: I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now.
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@shariv67: We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator.
@UncleDuke1969: "Put cheese on it." "It's not-" "Put cheese on it." "Really now, you-" "Everything gets better with cheese on it." "Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG."
@ImaFlyontheWall: Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats