@OneFunnyMummy: I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now.
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@Adar79Angie: "You can't build your own man." They told me. But they underestimate my low standards. And my shopping cart full of luncheon meats.
@steveolivas: 12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush -- so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth. His protest was legendary.
@WalkingOutside: Some things in life are inevitable. Birth. Death. My husband storing everything he owns in a massive pile next to his side of the bed.