@StellaRtwot: I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave.
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@HomeProbably: Instead of just answering the phone when it rings, I prefer to wonder why the hell someone's calling me and glare at it until it goes away.
@7_Cents: Good Cop: *reaches for his gun* Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*
@TheLieLamaa: The only person who listens to both sides of an argument, is the next door neighbour ...
@TayTayJustine: Look, if you can take a smoke break, I should be able to take a twitter break. It's not like one addiction outweighs the other, HR!