@StellaRtwot: I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave.
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@kirahesser: Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours.
@Sassafrantz: Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say "wrong hole"
@TheDairylandDon: COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's