@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
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@ojedge: [job interview] Interviewer: "Describe yourself in 2 words." Me: "Atinubs. Econsibu." Interviewer: "You're hired. Welcome to CAPTCHA."
@electrolemon: independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas
@Schmoodles: It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account.