@GibJimson: If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing.

@EliBraden: Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'

@_Tempo11: If I put on a latex glove and snap it, that's just me flirting

@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.

@Mardigroan: Why do they sell clementines in an orange fish net package? They're already sexy.