@redherringbear: I now pronounce you slowly and phonetically.
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@PoliUncorrect: I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is
@ImaFlyontheWall: *follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*
@ItsJennaMarbles: Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', it's not called 'dorito raped'.