@redherringbear: I now pronounce you slowly and phonetically.
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@disco_bird: For 10 years I believed my best friend was a mute, but it turns out that someone has just drawn a boy in the corner of my glasses.
@RunwayDan: I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise.
@postcrunk: is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?