@SpencerLenox: I offered Kinkos $5 for this... they said no.
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@BossyBritches72: Dog keeps sighing melodramatically. I know he wants me to ask him what's wrong, but I'm not falling for it.
@deedles420: My doctor wants to have me tested for lupus which is ridiculous, as I've never even seen a werewolf.
@GrantTanaka: me: [trying to be cool af at the bar] gimme a beer bartender: what kind me: the...the drinking kind
@1CarParade: If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!