@dire_beard: I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me.
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@JakeDuarte43: Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)
@envydatropic: My neighbors just got new wind chimes. Guess who is going to have their wind chimes stolen tonight?