@dire_beard: I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me.
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@JasonLastname: [boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]
@NervousJr: Boss: "late again I see" Brain: think of a good excuse! Mouth: "your moms late." Brain: wow....
@KatieKatCubs: My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy.