@dire_beard: I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me.
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@punmagnate: "Name?" queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs.
@david8hughes: [bank robbery] Robber 1: put money in the bag Robber 2: how come u get to be robber 1? Robber 4: how do u think I feel. There's only 3 of us
@Ivsy01: Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night.
@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal