@LosLos__: I once loaded the dishwasher so perfect that
THIS IS HIS WIFE. HE'S LYING TO YOU!
@UNTRESOR: [meeting GF's mom]
Wow! This must be your sister! Your baby sister! *shakes keys in front of her face* I'm overselling this, aren't I?
@BlindChow: *interrogating cat*
Admit it! You're a Communist!
A no-good red!
Tough guy eh?
We can do this all night.
@MrSpoonicorn: *sits gf down*
i am about to ask you a big question. if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd
@Lisa_Laughs_: Me: Do not 'K' me again.
Me: In any language.
This is why I'm crazy.
@WilliamRodgers: Black ice is just like regular ice...
Except it's a better dancer...