@LizHackett: I once saw a real bear in the wild and said "Aww, look at him!" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.
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@Kalarlis: my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG
@QuiteQuietOne: I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic
@NickadooLA: I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?
@bIessbaby: *gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet