@LizHackett: I once saw a real bear in the wild and said "Aww, look at him!" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.
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@ArfMeasures: [Me as a babysitter] ME: *rings the parents* We have a problem. I picked up your son David from school and he seems freaked out HER: My son is Robert ME: We have 2 problems
@13spencer: A man at a cemetery for Titanic victims claims to have taken a photo of a ghost. The ghost reportedly said "there was room for two people."