@LizHackett: I once saw a real bear in the wild and said "Aww, look at him!" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.
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@kelkulus: Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door.
@Sassafrantz: Just found a new app that that tells you which one of your friends are boring. It's called Facebook.
@mattZillaaaa: *lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down
@CarpentersCrack: Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman.