@LizHackett: I once saw a real bear in the wild and said "Aww, look at him!" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.
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@pumpkin_horse: *lays down on memory foam mattress* mattress: remember that time you pooped your pants in 3rd grade? me: I regret buying you
@JermHimselfish: I always keep an old key and a map with random X's all over it in my pocket so that shortly after my death occurs a treasure hunt ensues.
@PsstCaptain: Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms.
@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)