@protolalia: I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough.
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@iTomFoolery: We’ve had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones.
@brendohare: Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn