@protolalia: I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough.
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@MarcusTheToken: At this wedding, the DJ played The Black Eyed Peas, everyone left the dance floor. I like these people.
@chrissyteigen: I don't like charging my phone on the plane because a large part of me feels like I am sucking energy and power from the engine
@Olligater: Someone should write a book where the character slowly falls in love with the reader.
@brendohare: Whenever I see a celebrity photobomb, I'm like, that's so relatable. I too constantly ruin moments and think I'm more fun than I actually am