@girlontapas: I only do yoga so I can hold my arms up long enough to get my hair in a ponytail.
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@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.
@kcmoore51: Me: I made you a playlist... Her: OMG! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC! Me: It only has songs about food.