@texasstalkermom: I only have Facebook to keep track of where everyone I know is going to be, so I don't show up there.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: Hurry up kid. We're gonna be late for school 6 y/o daughter: *begins eating each Lucky Charms marshmallow individually*
@iGreenMonk: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.