@Dawn_M_: I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don't think it's weird when I have jam in my hair.
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@Cain_Unable: I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat.
@shkeeber: You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra
@juliussharpe: I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking.
@kumailn: My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is "Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."