@cjwerleman: I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me.
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@DanMentos: *sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she smiles* is this happening *she’s holding a clipboard* god dammit
@Reverend_Scott: [guy in dark alley] Psst. Hey, lady... *opens trench coat* CHECK OUT- *dozens of bibles fall out* -our Lord and savior Jesus Christ
@delusions_of: This could be the expired methamphetamines talking but yeah, I'd love to babysit your kids.