@cjwerleman: I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me.
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@MrBigFists: Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out.
@Bownuggets: Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight perfectly normal Purple Rain album cover where Prince's eyes follow u across the room
@kevinseccia: Writing Tip: Learn the letters. YES all of them. Regardless of what you write they'll come in handy. Try experimenting w/ diff combinations.
@boring_as_heck: The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like "Ok but only if you're racist too."