@WilliamAder: I prefer to think in terms of "good" cholesterol and "misunderstood" cholesterol.
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@ComedicBust: *First Date* Her: Hobbies? *thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive.
@chris_isloi: Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question.
@CaptainJerkwad: "Where does it hurt?" the doctor asked. "Right Ear" replied the Englishman, pointing to his broken ankle.
@juliussharpe: Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.