@Jacob_Swift16: I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times
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@realHamOnWry: Dogs are the best listeners. They always look interested and never interrupt your story with how the same thing happened to them.
@jergarl: *takes ambien Oh. You said NO ambien before dinner at your parents. Wife: Really? Me:*already getting naked* I'm sure it will be fine.
@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.