@Los01001111: I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up.
@beeftweets: I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better.
@Fickle_Filly: It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me.
@myonlymizztake: Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer.