@theBlatherskite: I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly.
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@sacca: Anyone who says "Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.
@jordan_stratton: "I want frog legs." -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever
@QwertyJones3: Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. "Wait! What if I have to poop?" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
@TurnpikeTony: I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18.