@theBlatherskite: I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly.
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@pleatedjeans: Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning
@TheRealNickKay: [Walks in on girlfriend on death bed] ME: [Crying] this can't be happening GRIM REAPER: Dude, I can explain. She totally came on to me
@thetobbie: Anyway, I heard some "Norwegian black metal" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it...