@theBlatherskite: I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly.
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@WiseguyPictures: Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be.
@stephenjmolloy: Mugger: "Hand over your card and give me your PIN number!" Me: "My personal identification number number?" *he stabs me*
@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.