@theBlatherskite: I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly.
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@poizngrl: The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room
@atDevin: I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart.
@OLDIRTYDIAPER: Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent: -showers -sitting down to eat -drinking coffee while it's hot -pooping