@theBlatherskite: I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly.
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@9GAG: Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
@BillArrundale: I'm not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to shit indoors.
@Love_bug1016: If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs.