@PabloGSerski: I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'.
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@jtrulez: Having my oil changed today, but I need proof it's really changed. I've been hurt by oils before & I'm not going through that again.
@AnkCoupleTO: Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I "experimented" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please
@cathisamazing: Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.