@PabloGSerski: I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'.
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@_NTFG_: When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That.
@Reverend_Scott: [Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
@NoogsCorner: Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
@noneofyours99: That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first.