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@PabloGSerski: I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'.
@TR_Wilson: don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue
@TheMichaelRock: Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?
@ShesAllNat: What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
@Kayditty: Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.
@Marcmywords2: Pick a number, now add 7,
divide by 4, write it down.
Now get an apple, name it,
show it a picture of your cat.
Now go to bed,you're drunk.