@PabloGSerski: I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'.
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@drunktweets81: I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.
@PhuckinCody: ME: Let's go get some chicks [later] FRIEND: This isn't what I had in mind ME: Shhh *carefully places tophat on baby chicken* this is Abe
@robfee: I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
@kelkulus: While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.