@fillthevacuum: I put the p in pants.
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@ch000ch: *crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok
@kelkulus: A dating app called "Hinder" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything.
@Jenny4ashley: My boyfriend is so needy. Always demanding things like "please untie me" and "just tell me who you are".