@fillthevacuum: I put the p in pants.
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@lisaxy424: My parents have been together for 40 years, and I don't even like seeing the same cashier twice in a row at the grocery store.
@MariyaAlexander: Potato chips bragging about having less fat - I don't think you understand people who eat you.