@MrsGoose69: I put the U in murder
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@sadmonsters: Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Can I borrow a dollar? Me: You don't have a job. How will you pay me back? 5: Me: 5: I'll borrow another dollar.
@boring_as_heck: The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like "Ok but only if you're racist too."