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@MrsGoose69: I put the U in murder
@jimmytorosian: Me: That tree is impeckable
"Don't you mean impeccable?"
*cut to woodpecker with a broken beak*
Me: No. Also how did you pick up on that?
@donni: The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels.
@LindseyEllison2: "I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up." - Violins
@ieatanddrink: This is your pilot speaking. We'll be taking off shortly once our flight crew confirms that this is, in fact, an airplane
@shesananteater: You have advice? For me? I have a $5 Starbucks gift card that's older than you.