@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.
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@runninforwine: Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic.
@AnOrangeSNES: My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of.
@Flattliner: I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.
@jonnysun: ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u