@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.
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@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
@Jebo_te_patak: You say tomato, I say that's a weird thing to say for no reason. We were just sitting here quietly, and you're all "tomato." You can leave.
@Fuzzylogic2009: I've stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house