@Lexi__Alexandra: I read in the 1930's teething babies were given cocaine. Ridiculous! If they had tooth ache they probably didn't even want to party.
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@kwirkyKerri: Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job.
@XplodingUnicorn: Nice try, coworker who offered me coffee. The last thing I want to do at work is be awake.