@kevinseccia: I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
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@SardonicTart: I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work.
@Brentweets: Chipotle has been hacked for an hour and hasn't noticed... Taylor Swift was hacked and wrote an album about it 30 seconds after.
@RiaWojo: I don't go out very much because I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm rich, I'm gonna have to come up with another excuse.