@kevinseccia: I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
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@kelkulus: My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post "I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"
@Super_Cynthia: I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side.
@corysnearowski: In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed
@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.