@dshack8: "I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it."
Guys named Geoff.
@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...
@longwall26: Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say "Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?" then just sit there for 5 years.
@ChrisStokdyk: "This website requires Java"
*gets cup of coffee*
"This website requires Java"
*looks at coffee*
*throws coffee at monitor*
@LizHackett: I attempted smoky eye makeup for a holiday party tonight, but instead it looks like I survived a bar fight, so I'm going with that story.
@Quartzjixler: Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!