@Carbosly: I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now.
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@david8hughes: "Write this down." [Moses grabs tablet] "Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-" "Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."
@BigBec43: *does something weird* *looks around for witnesses* *sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*
@007Pepe_Rex: [At the Grand Canyon] Me: I L o v e T h i s P l a c e [ECHO] [ECHO] GC: Let's just be friends