@Carbosly: I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now.
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@DothTheDoth: I know Taco Bell doesn't have "I hate myself" sauce yet. But they should. They should.
@FlyoverJoel: The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food.
@GinAndJif: Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?