@kwirkyKerri: "I really regret not taking up bow hunting" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light.
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@mollzbenn: Crazy how some people consider swimming to be a sport when the only alternative to it is drowning.
@internetluke: [finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?
@Mike_Bianchi: My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time.