@omerwahaj: I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies.
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@GingerGander: A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers, on average, so don't smoke your vegetables...
@noog: My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted.
@DBMaxP: Who said losing weight was difficult? "Hello Blood Center? How much longer before I can donate another pint?"