@WilliamAder: I remember when yoga was called Twister.
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@highxpectation2: No one realizes when someone says, "The last thing I wanna do is hurt you," that basically implies: there is a list, hurting you is on it.
@SteveSuckington: "Dad I think there's a monster in my room" -Seriously? You're 33 years old. You live in a different state. "Just put mom on the phone"
@davidgrossTV: When I tell you I butt-dialed you, I'm not saying it was an accident, I just want you to be impressed.
@KyleMcDowell86: Me: my shoulder is sore DR: I told u stop throwing rocks at the Sun [walking out of office] (looks at Sun) I guess ur safe *squints* for now