@trapgrampa: I remember when you could get a dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, and a gallon of milk for a nickel. now they got these damn security cameras.
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@JB1971_: I eat my sandwich over a piece of bread, so when stuff falls out...BOOM! another sandwich.
@dorkwing_duck: The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me
@NicCageMatch: I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911.