@WilliamAder: I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad.
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@VictorscarletJ: I know we just got divorced, but would you mind showing my girlfriend how to make an omelet the way I like them?
@Jacob_Swift16: A cop just told me that i have way too many buddha statues for there to not be drugs in the house
@AaronFullerton: Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called "Societal Obligation."