@WilliamAder: I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad.
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@AGreaterMonster: A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!
@hazelmotes1: If my son's science project is to see how annoying he can be before I kill him then he's almost done.
@Cpez38: *points w/ middle finger* "Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else" - Me giving directions.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs