@WilliamAder: I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad.
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@BarebakAssassin: Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems.
@Marcmywords2: Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look.
@stephenjmolloy: Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they