@WilliamAder: I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad.
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@CoachPSays: My toddler randomly handed me lotion and pointed to my feet. I’ve never felt so loved and simultaneously disrespected in my life.
@Breadery: My daughter: Do you want a kiss daddy? Me: Of course. My daughter: Does it make you sad that no other girls want to kiss you? Me: Thanks.