@SteveSuckington: I rented this bobcat to help me dig up my new pool but he won't even hold the shovel. He's just eating all the neighborhood squirrels.
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@monicaheisey: i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan
@Robski_Boy: Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it's only a matter of time before I snap.
@Fickle_Filly: Lies I tell at work: ~ I'm sorry I said that ~ I didn't mean to offend you ~ It won't happen again ~ Of course I don't think you're an idiot