@Quartzjixler: I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage.
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@toomanytoes: Judge: You need supervision. Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard.
@gavinpivott: I was in a flash mob once. We'd mainly just hold people at gunpoint until they updated their Adobe.
@WineMummy: A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes.
@Heather2Go: I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.