@panmidwest: I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: "I'm better than you—but not by much."
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@Nickadoo: The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like.
@topaz_kell: Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.